by J Kelley
I'm an only child. I AM the chosen one. First, last and always. Forever. Period. Don't like it? Too bad - there are no choices. You just go on sucking it up until you, yourself, are physically ill. At least if you have uncooperative siblings you can take your anger and resentment out on them! (that's only child joke, by the way) Note to anyone of child-bearing age: Have NO children or at have least two or three or ten. It's an act of extreme cruelty to have only one.